Don’t you hate when you are trying to workout at home but something keeps popping up? 🙄
You sure you just wanna watch some Netflix tonight dude?
Fuck the Netflix tonight bro let’s have some fun 😈
Tryna figure out wtf to do with this now all night?
Anyone else knob hungry?
I think I’ve given up underwear completely at this point.
When I think of all these years wasted wearing underwear dude smh
Anyone else gettin a little stoned, boned and horny?
Just hanging out in my longjohns
Remind me again why wearing underwear was once a thing 🤔
(37) first post here down for some Saturday nite 😈
(37)Another weekend spent Commando in my sweatpants
Got your bulge pillow all set up for your nap dude 😊
(37) Could use some help here flattening out this curve tonight
(37) Hope us older skinny dudes are cool here too.
(37) Screw it we goin Freeballin today
Anything lick-able here for ya dude?
(37) Lets get started early this morning
i’m just a stoner, standing in front of you, with a very hard boner
Let’s beat some crime and some cock tonite dude
(37) Not much room for underwear anyways while I ‘m going grocery shopping today.
Feeling slutty and stuck inside on a Saturday nite SUCKS!!
(37) These kinds of weeks can really make me miss cuddling the most sometimes 🙃
Happy Pride Month dudes 🌈
Anyone hungry for some stoner sausage?
(37) Any fans of some grown up nerd dick here?
Anyone up for some nerdy boner tonight?
Anyone else too horny to sleep? dms open
 Pretty baked and horny after a late night workout
Can I feed anyone who’s feelin a little cock hungry tonite?
Who wanna swap dicks?
 Hey maybe we can help each other out this morning
Cock has got some weight to it this morning
Any other horny weedwackers in da house tonite? ;)
Just dangling a line out here folks 🎣
Grab the Doritos and I got everything else we gonna need dude ;)
It is universally accepted scientific fact that stoner dick tastes 154% better than normal 😎
Having a pretty fulll morning so far ;)
Can I interest anyone in a nice long late nite snack? (;
Cock poppin right out of my joggershorts