[37] Should always start your week with a balanced breakfast 🤙🏼
Another chubby Sunday in my sweatpants
I got your back if you spot the front dude 😉
[37] Think this is a perfectly adequate end of summer outfit for the day
Cock poppin right out of my joggershorts
Can I interest anyone in a nice long late nite snack? (;
Having a pretty fulll morning so far ;)
It is universally accepted scientific fact that stoner dick tastes 154% better than normal 😎
Grab the Doritos and I got everything else we gonna need dude ;)
Just dangling a line out here folks 🎣
Any other horny weedwackers in da house tonite? ;)
Cock has got some weight to it this morning
[37] Hey maybe we can help each other out this morning
Who wanna swap dicks?
[37]Can I feed anyone who’s feelin a little cock hungry tonite?
[37] Pretty baked and horny after a late night workout
[37]Anyone else too horny to sleep? dms open
Anyone up for some nerdy boner tonight?
(37) Any fans of some grown up nerd dick here?
Anyone hungry for some stoner sausage?
Happy Pride Month dudes 🌈
(37) These kinds of weeks can really make me miss cuddling the most sometimes 🙃
Feeling slutty and stuck inside on a Saturday nite SUCKS!!
(37) Not much room for underwear anyways while I ‘m going grocery shopping today.
Let’s beat some crime and some cock tonite dude
i’m just a stoner, standing in front of you, with a very hard boner
(37) Lets get started early this morning
Anything lick-able here for ya dude?
(37) Screw it we goin Freeballin today
(37) Hope us older skinny dudes are cool here too.
(37) Could use some help here flattening out this curve tonight
Got your bulge pillow all set up for your nap dude 😊
(37)Another weekend spent Commando in my sweatpants
(37) first post here down for some Saturday nite 😈
Remind me again why wearing underwear was once a thing 🤔
Just hanging out in my longjohns
Anyone else gettin a little stoned, boned and horny?
When I think of all these years wasted wearing underwear dude smh
I think I’ve given up underwear completely at this point.
Anyone else knob hungry?