(37) Hope us older skinny dudes are cool here too.
Another chubby Sunday in my sweatpants
(37)Another weekend spent Commando in my sweatpants
[37] Think this is a perfectly adequate end of summer outfit for the day
Anyone up for some nerdy boner tonight?
Got your bulge pillow all set up for your nap dude 😊
(37) Not much room for underwear anyways while I ‘m going grocery shopping today.
[37] Should always start your week with a balanced breakfast 🤙🏼
[37]Anyone else too horny to sleep? dms open
[37] Pretty baked and horny after a late night workout
Can I interest anyone in a nice long late nite snack? (;
You sure you just wanna watch some Netflix tonight dude?
Don’t you hate when you are trying to workout at home but something keeps popping up? 🙄
Feeling slutty and stuck inside on a Saturday nite SUCKS!!
[37]Can I feed anyone who’s feelin a little cock hungry tonite?
Fuck the Netflix tonight bro let’s have some fun 😈
Anyone else knob hungry?
When I think of all these years wasted wearing underwear dude smh
Anyone else gettin a little stoned, boned and horny?
Just hanging out in my longjohns
(37) Could use some help here flattening out this curve tonight
(37) Screw it we goin Freeballin today
Anything lick-able here for ya dude?
i’m just a stoner, standing in front of you, with a very hard boner
Let’s beat some crime and some cock tonite dude
Anyone hungry for some stoner sausage?
(37) Any fans of some grown up nerd dick here?
Having a pretty fulll morning so far ;)
I got your back if you spot the front dude 😉
Tryna figure out wtf to do with this now all night?
I think I’ve given up underwear completely at this point.
Remind me again why wearing underwear was once a thing 🤔
(37) first post here down for some Saturday nite 😈
(37) Lets get started early this morning
(37) These kinds of weeks can really make me miss cuddling the most sometimes 🙃
Happy Pride Month dudes 🌈
Who wanna swap dicks?
[37] Hey maybe we can help each other out this morning
Cock has got some weight to it this morning
Any other horny weedwackers in da house tonite? ;)